no capitals, but otherwise proper grammar. tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson", Due to the incredible support of the community, we've raised US$252,343.98 with an average donation of $32.14, and added 6450 new members this drive. In a little spur of a doomed timeline, off of both MEAT and CANDY, lies a timeline which subtlety evaded the dooming process. Brain Ghost Dirk then sees Rose and tells her to GET [ROXY] THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! (which she proceeds to do) and continues to become more fake as Jake's hope field dissipates, vanishing entirely when Jake is killed. Ultimate Dirk Strider The Homestuck Epilogues: Meat puppet play Metanarrative Humiliation Slut Shaming BDSM Suspension Metafiction unreliable narrators Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider Being an Asshole Ultimate Dirk Also Being an Asshole Bro Strider body pillow Language: English Stats: Published: 2022-04-07 Words: 6500 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 14 Their non-body focused thought processes leave them with no distinction between themselves and the outside world, and so they are able to think in terms of the infinite. Forget about it.". At some point during one of the timeskips he acquires one of these in the process of taking several levels in badass. However, no one knows how many circuits are needed before thought is born. The demon king had been meant to reveal the falsehood of the world, to transcend death, and to bring the computer gods and mankind to the true world. ==> Jane: Run to study. Postgame or AUDay 5. Dirk arrives at Roxy's room, where he leaves Squarewave to take care of Roxy's entry. For example, the two statements an elephant flew through the sky and Hitler visited Paris in the year 2000 AD were both impossible in reality, but they worked in writing. All rights reserved. That was clearly interference from the story. DogtierxCattierDay 6. uu: Jeer Dirk. It didn't quite work. very rarely appears in game sessions, and is usually designated for the most naturally gifted warriors. The extra-universal gods all contained their own unique stories and were thus the protagonists of those stories. A compilation of my DirkJake drabbles for the week.Day 1. Being on a ship for 3 or so years in space can lead to discovering some lingering thoughts. Dirk Strider's Ultimate Self, having acheived command over every iteration of himself, joins Rivals of Aether! I have seen the original human race and the origin of stories. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. That is the same as the birth of life and the birth of thought. However, they eventually break the ice after Dave tells of his upbringing by his brother, and they begin trading stories of their lives and those of their respective guardians. and Homestuck^2 has more then confirmed this. i guess. -Win by K.O or death. The world was created by the storyteller known as the Law of Identity. For a while, the two of them were too shocked to speak, but Bouichirou finally agreed with Akuto. It is implied that Brobot harboured romantic feelings towards Jake, as Brobot ripped his nuclear heart out and smashed it to pieces while Jake was talking to Roxy and Jane about romance. Dirk Strider | VS Battles Wiki | Fandom It's beginning to worry the Ultimate Dirk Strider. It is in an infinite retreat. Even Extra-Universal Gods a part of Akuto Sai's stories (and they in turn also have R>F layers): This was similar to further universes being born within him. You, the reader, are sick.Ultimate Dirk takes care of you on his ship whether you like it or not.Can you escape? The answer was included in a certain story from the past: the Tower of Babel. He allowed Caliborn to beat him up to protect the other alphas. [A6A6I5] ====> (2 pp.) Researchers understanding of it was as follows: we dont know why, but there is an infinitely vast space adjacent to our dimension. It was thought to be dangerous to remain within it, so it was usually used to temporarily transfer oneself or objects or to trap intruders as a defensive panic room. She then finds out that Terezi was looking for her, and all the while she's bagging John to send her back. He is also killed by Spades Slick's gun, and seriously injured by an energy blast; both times he was resuscitated by Terezi and Dave, and immediately rejoined the fight. He has made a few attempts to test the waters and see if Caliborn would consider reconciling with Calliope, but without much success. I mean an infinitely dense infinity. - Then everything would make sense.. Dirk and Jane are good friends. yes. Dirk and Roxy Lalonde's meteors arrived on Earth sometime in the years 2407 or 2408, hundreds of years after the arrivals of their friends Jane Crocker and Jake English and almost 400 years after the complete domination of the planet by the alien Her Imperious Condescension. Dirk's close relationship with Roxy could be seen as a parallel with Equius' relationship to Nepeta Leijon, another Rogue with an affinity for cats; the two also share Equius and Nepeta's aspects, though with their roles switched. Strife specibi In the new timeline created by John's retcons, Dirk was zapped into the Furthest Ring just like he was in the old timeline, but now Vriska expedites his arrival by teleporting him to the victory platform with a Crockercorp rifle, the same one seen in the Act 6 Act 4 flash. Almost half a year after entering, Dirk is shown to be on the Land of Tombs and Krypton, wearing a mask to protect himself from the thick gases of the planet and shoes similar to that of his rapping robots. Very attached to and unwilling to let go of Lil' Cal. Whenever I tried to write a light story such as that, I would be overcome by a slump. Valve Corporation. However, that shout did not reach the real world. It would seem that Dirk is one of the few people in Homestuck who considers triangular shades cool: John, Dirk Strider committed suicide in canon three times, arguably five times, far more than any other character, to the point where his death became a running joke. While under attack from drones, Dirk still takes the time to tell Caliborn personally, twice, that he's busy, before letting Lil Hal take over. Also uses bropuns at times. - Roxy frequently refers to him to things like SUCH a gay dude and has mentioned him being a guy who dont like girls, though he said that he finds the label of "gay" antediluvian, basically meaning old-fashioned, and that the term is a nuanced topic. The minimized Morlock looked like he had been drawn by filling in squares of graph paper and he could not even speak. Dirk had a heartsplinter rip its own heart out with some level of sentient knowledge that it would be killed. Ultimate Self Dirk is what the heroes have been fighting the entire time, they just didn't realize it. ==> (31 pp.) You destroyed the system closing us in, but the next system activated. Dirk Strider / Ultimate Dirk. (2 pp.) We have moved to a new external forum hosted at https://vsbattles.com. The two are then reunited with Jane and wake up Jake in time for him to revive Dirk. (5 pp.) Uses a lot of trailing commas,,,, instead of periods,, "Whatever. On Earth, his waking self is also knocked out by the blow, presumably because of his consciousness being divided between his two selves, and drops Lil Cal into the sea below. R1: With an equalized cosmology. And then the combatants being above that, As well as having Meta-hax. To understand, we'll have to consult a poet who's of the devil's part: John Milton. Yoshie then began explaining the concept of possible worlds which was difficult to grasp just from the database information. He's the narrator of Meat - and the one calling the shots. In, the breakneck whiplash of a reveal that is Meat!Dirk's. Lil Hal was originally known as Dirk's auto-responder (AI), and was at first an application designed to simulate Dirk's otherwise inimitably rad typing style, tone, cadence, personality, and substance of retort while he is away from the computer. Perfect grammar and syntax. ), Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 2 [A6A6I1] ====> (2 pp.) He knew his god tier slab meant death and waited for it without protest. What seems like a simple task soon evolves into something much more complicated when you finally locate Dirk, and realize three things. Also, both symbols are broken circles, with Dave's being a cracked circle and Dirk's being a semi-circle. Fight in a Nexus of metaphysical . TT Many of his conversations with Arquiusprite deteriorate into a yes/no back and forth, and his tendency to refer to Arquiusprite as a copy of him and not the 'real' Dirk tend to get on the latter's nerves severely. He was not given canon confirmation his second decapitation was Heroic rather than Just. After Dave unsuccessfully tries to contact someone through Karkat's computer, they have a much longer conversation about their respective upbringings, eventually bonding after Dave vents his frustrations about his brother, and Dirk apologizes. While Homestuck has Infinite Multiverses with each multiverse being all possible multiverse there can be and each one containing every possible instatiation of the universe(as well as each choice creating infinitely hazy field of micro-choices, with each one being a timeline). It is only visible to you. born: December 3rd, 2408introduction: 15 Earth yearsAct 6 Act 5: 16 Earth yearsCredits: 20 Earth years Dirk Strider | MS Paint Adventures Wiki | Fandom It was a place where the laws of physics came to an end. two gods, one robot, and one troll on a spaceship. Sulmona (L'Aquila, Abruzzo, Italy) - City Population Please see the. CowboysDay 7. and i guess you can think of it as an excuse, but thats only if you dont make the effort to start trying to fix yourself. Dirk guesses that his intense advances towards him were partially initially because Jake was the only romantic target due to his orientation. ~Ultimate Dirk Strider~ EclipseWarning. This is from what i got from Demon King Daimao, if it's wrong or something then idk. Ultimate Dirk Strider (Homestuck) vs Super Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann Dirk (Homestuck) Rules: -Random Encounter. Dirk Strider is the post-scratch incarnation of Dave's Bro. Dirk says that he and the AI he created, Hal, are the same people only to his convenience, and denies this to his inconvenience, similar to Dave and Davesprite. Controlling his alternate selves takes concentration, and if an alternate self is killed or knocked out, he's dazed. (6 pp. Okay. Shit is about to get animebut Dirk's lack of genre awareness may be his downfall. From the outside, it was fiction. Dirk simply says that he failed and is consumed by the glitches brought on by Caliborn's interference in the game. [A6A6I1] ====> (2 pp.) You don't know how to use a bong. The Homestuck Epilogues are a satanic one. Isn't bound by the infinite hierarchy of meta-rivers, which are litteral fates, causality and plots), Incorporeality (Ultimate Selves are bodyless persona in the form of Platonic Ideal), Avatar Creation, Reactive Evolution (Adapted his body to the ascencion of his Ultimate Self, something that no other God Tier could do), BFR, Plot Manipulation, Text Manipulation, Mind Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation, Nigh-Omniscience, Every abilities of his splinters, Resistance to Plot Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation and Mind Manipulation, Attack Potency:At least Small Building level (Able to cut down Imperial Drones. A1A2A1x2Act 6 Act 5 Act 1 ==> ==> (7 pp.) While telling Jane to abscond from Derse via the portal, he witnesses the Miles impaling her from behind. In the Heir of Void's hand, is a silver platter. Mods may do something for your spamming. )Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 4 [A6A6I4] ====> (5 pp. However, that theory only holds when one has a physical body. Literally just busted Dirk. Like Luigi Galleani she writes in emotive and powerful language- a far cry from the formulaic and cold prose . A throat cleared in front of him before the grainy voice of one Dirk strider spoke up yet again. Ultimate Dirk, while exploring the outer reaches of canon, encounters an inexplicable void. Succumbs to the poison in Lord English's golden tooth and dies. In other words, the universe exists and time is absolutely irreversible. You were his sun and he was your night. Oh well, definitely totally proofread this before I posted it (no I fucking didn't). (9 pp.) (34 pp.) Love was truth. The paradoxical eradication of Lord English, from past, present, and future. Dream Dream Dirk states he must leave in order to repair the session, as all the players are dead or unconscious. @a_random_user: not a smart idea. I expected you to be.accompanied by someone.. A Sadness Runs Through Him (a Dirk Strider animatic) - YouTube Its as if it were made for us. having sex with Rose to give her a child to raise, considering Yiffany, does have a canine penis. You will create all of those logically possible worlds, said Yoshie as if giving an order. Also uses bropuns at times. TLDR: This causes the ego death of thousands. I feel like I only came to understand myself once I saw the outside, agreed Akuto. ==> ==> Be Dirk. (he'd) probably run (his) sword through (his) own dick before (he) could bring (himself) to kill Roxy. The algorithms were originally guaranteed to be 96% indistinguishable from Dirk's native neurological responses, based on statistical analysis, which means that the percentage can change (and does, dropping to 93% upon Jake's continued probing). Think of them as having become stories to varying degrees., And weve done so to a much higher degree?, We know that the world is fictional. VS Battles Wiki is a FANDOM Anime Community. The research mentioned in that journal had given that answer. Land of Tombs and Krypton His splinters may be part of why he is more reasonable and empathetic than his pre-scratch counterpart. (5 pp.) that's it. Steam Workshop::Ultimate Dirk - Steam Community Language: English Words: 541 She seems quite taken with his sense of humor as shown by her reaction to the edited Pony Pals book he gifted to her. Prince of Heart PM She then tries to kiss him in order to solve her personal problems, but he tries to fight her off, threatening to use a sword and losing his cool in the process. CD. After being on the platform, he is seen reconciling with Jake (whilst talking to Rose and Terezi) and later becoming Jake's friend again in Act 7, where they are shown in the future of the new planet together, playing soccer. Akuto sealed Morlock in the virtual alternate dimension and set his size at no bigger than a few dozen mana particles. bladekind, puppetkind, fncysntakind Weve seen the ability to pass through time and weve seen hints that an extra-universal god exists. All of those things point to the existence of an alternate dimension we can travel to and from., In other words, think of it as a world after death. The fiction has multiple layers. UU ==> (2 pp.) Hello, Guest! He talks to Arquiusprite to attempt to figure out the situation in the alpha session. ==> Jane: Run to study. Discover more posts about ultimate dirk, dirk strider, dirkjake, jake english, homestuck epilogues, homestuck meta, and jakedirk. He can ko Boss!Zetta, Cosmic Ronald, and Cosmic Diety Fox. Gets narratively fodderized by Alt.Calliope(Pre Lord English Absorbtion) Super Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann vs Jiren (DBS), Mazinger ZERO vs Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (Gurren Lagann), True Darkseid with the Anti-Life Equation vs Super Teppen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Transcendence (Xeelee Sequence) vs STTGL (Gurren Lagann). "I thought this planet was gonna be a snoozefest desert devoid of both agency and fun, but I am honestly having a great time. We only know there are likely an infinite number. The story of interference from outside the universe was centered on not perceiving the world as fictional. That is my wish.. PC / Computer - Pesterquest - Ultimate Dirk Strider - The Spriters Resource - For example apparently there exist infinite universes with every possible thingy in DKD and what not. He attempted to kill an AI of himself, and generally carried a violent attitude towards anything remotely resembling himself. @Bucketman No problem. Dirk: Solicit profound wisdom from your friendly guide. After Jake is woken up Brain Ghost Dirk continues to remain in the dream bubbles until real Dirk's waking and dream bodies are both rendered unconscious at which point Dirk appears in the dream bubbles by apparently merging with Brain Ghost Dirk. At this rate, he would be unable to speak with anyone as he lived in this lonely world for as long as mana existed. Dirk is also seen to be left handed when he draws, as shown when he is creating Caliborn's "Pornography.". You have a natural urge to divulge fictions, so you will do so one after another. - He wants you to get high with him. don't you just want to go APESHIT while dating your best bro? It means they are divided into multiple levels. His chumhandle is timaeusTestified (TT), matching the initials of his daughter Rose Lalonde's handle. [A6A6I1] ====> (7 pp. GG If it puts your mind at ease, I'll be the one pulling the strings here. Morals onOff, I will kick his ass.-The Prince. Dirk has shown trepidation at the idea of meeting Dave in person, despite saying earlier that he would like to. The story made clear attempts to resist. Live(s) in Dirk tends to brag when it comes to his achievements, especially involving robots, which have been scattered far and wide. I tried writing those as a change of pace, but as the imaginative portion grew larger (even if the characters are realistic, the story is still fiction), the crazy ghost would always be waiting for me as I continued writing. When I say we can understand them, I mean those worlds can be simply described. This is also the first mod i've ever posted to the workshop. These are the archetypes that created the different universes. The extra-universal gods urged him to look behind him. 2023 GAMESPOT, A FANDOM COMPANY. One method of avoiding an unhappy story is to not allow the characters to age and to keep their minds unchanged. The virtual alternate dimension was commonly referred to as a 4th dimensional space. In the Credits, he is shown to be the king of the Consort Kingdom along with Jake, and Gcatavrosprite. <3 He also owns a tiny Maplehoof, who in her new size resembles a MLP figurine. That means they are not harmed by physical impacts that would kill a normal person and they occasionally use supernatural powers. Especially since he had found the timeline useless to begin with and had already removed the splinter of himself within it. As Ultimate Dirk, after taking over the narrative, he is too reckless and threads too close the Black/Green Hole, which alerts Alternate Calliope, who establishes a stable vessel and proceeds to, After his powers passively evolve into becoming his Ultimate self, he shapes up to be this. In this work of fanfiction, presented for your reading pleasure on Archive of Our Own dot org (and I do mean pleasure, you sickos), I, Ultimate Dirk Strider, engage in assorted narcissistic debaucheries with my own hilariously awful alternate universe doppelganger. In fact, it would normally exceed the Law of Identitys will. Eeeeee! shrieked Morlock in the virtual alternate dimension. They could even be seen as existing as infinite parallel worlds. (8 pp.) uu He tries to make Jake more skeptical because he is very naive; while the opposite holds true for Jane, who he criticised for her extreme skepticism. The props used naturally extended beyond him. Dirk? He said softly, his hands wringing anxiously at his shirt as he waited for a response. Even compared to her Meat version; while her Meat version has some terrible opinions (not at all helped by Dirk's influence), her Candy version devolves to the point where she becomes a xenophobe seeking outright Troll-genocide, with multiple characters specifically describing her as fascist. (3 pp.) GG Strider, and affectionately by Roxy Lalonde as di stri. like a whole lot of nothing in order to accompany a couple of drawings. Its like a hell that continues on and on forever, so it isnt an easy thing to deal with.. But what if a bystander wanted to take his too? JavaScript is disabled. Virgilia d'Andrea is a reminder of the passion that anarchism could (and should!) Dirk probably has the most strained, terse relationship with his sprite out of any of the alpha kids due to his dislike of himself. )Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 2 [A6A6I1] ====> (2 pp.) TG What if heaven or hell actually existed? It is the ideal, the source of hope and beauty. but is it cucking if you're watching yourself fuck your girl. Written to fill the prompt "robofucking". Though by his own admission Andrew Hussie "[doesn't] know a damn thing about anime", the shape of Dirk's glasses are a transparent reference to the iconic pair worn by Kamina, a swordsman from the Gurren Lagann anime series. This little essay, about Dirk and the Ultimate Self, stems from the questions and answers raised in the wake of the Epilogues. Perhaps we should refer to you as god universes. Not quite. He tried to eat Meat!John like he ate all his hammers. A voice who he'd assumed was just his own desperate imagination trying to rekindle some image of his former love for some joy now sat before him, a victorious Jake from a Timeline much different than his own.